It sure as hell aint delivery. It’s gremlins!

This is pure randomness……………..

Digiorno pizza will NEVER again be in my shopping cart at the store. This stuff use to taste good at 2am in the morning. But not anymore!

After a nice helping of a large pepperoni the other day I retired to dream land. Where I commenced my usual odd dreams of werewolves and evil clowns. (that’s another story)

Kinda like that old Highway to Heaven episode when the dude with the beard (cant remember his name and to lazy to Google it) ate a big ass sandwich before dozing off.

And then the whole episode was a dream and Michael was a werewolf.

That part above went nowhere. And most people prolly don’t even remember the show. But if you do sweet. You know what Im talking about. And how sometimes you can have sweet wacky ass dreams after consuming a lot of food before crashing.

Here is where the Gremlins come in. See, I ate this pizza like 4 days ago. And the wacky dreams are gone. But I swear the crust must have been stuffed with super-mini mogwais. Because I did drink water after eating the pizza and for the past 4 days it has sounded and smelt like a gremlin is evolving inside of me.

Not a pretty picture.

BUT!!!

It worked to my advantage last night at the pool hall. Because we had no issues with people blocking our way when we needed to shoot.

Because I had the handy-dandy Gremlin in me on stand-by. And every time we needed space I unleashed the “Digiorno Fury”!

Welp. That’s all for this installment of an absolutely time-wasting story.

Hope we all learned something.

I know I did. Not to ever purchase Digiorno again. (unless I plan on needing some space at a pool hall again)

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